yes, that would be you!

The more I drive around, the more pissed I get at the drivers out there. And yes, that would be you and you and you! Those who take multiple lanes to turn and it's not that they're driving anything remotely close to the size of a bus!! Those who never signal ahead and make you wait while they freakin' well know they're going to turn!! Those who speed up and won't let you pass just as you signal that you're changing lanes.

And just because I'm sporting a P sticker doesn't mean I'm a noob, okay? I can run you over with my tank any day so don't you think you can tailgate me and try to scare me into letting you pass!! Oh no, buster, you're welcome to kiss my a** if you're in such a hurry, bwahaha!