if it rains money tonight

Chinese New Year, if you can stand it, is a time for the old folks to sit there and dish out well-meaning advice to us younger and apparently ignorant folks. Why don't you buy gold bullion to stash under your bed while you're still young? And I'm like, great, I'll definitely have to get a bigger bed now that I'm going to use the bottom for storage space.

No, but seriously folks, while gold makes a very wise investment from what I hear, those of us with school-going kids barely have enough to go on a holiday, let alone save gold bars under our beds. I think we have to be practical here. But if it rains money tonight, I promise I'll run out first thing tomorrow morning and fill up the bottom of my bed with gold.