minding your friends

So here we are again with the friendship police! No matter how busy they are, they just can't let you off the hook. They have to keep tabs on how you're treating your friends. Yes, your friends! These are not even their friends!

They think they're the only ones who treat their friends decent. Yet the way I see it, their friends treat them like crap! Use them, then dump them. Recommend them lemons. Feed off their generosity. Hello? Do you even notice what your friends do to you while you're being the absolute angel to them?

So these people shouldn't be even by trying police how you treat your friends. They may be the best friend in the world but they sure are attracting all the wrong types. That's why they have so many "friends" and you have so few. 'Cos they've got the leeches, get it?