ahsohs at the gate

I hate it when I'm late picking up my kids from school. I normally go early to get a spot on the side of the road where I can wait and not block anyone from passing. Since I was late today, two cars were already triple parked outside the school gate. The road is narrow and I drive an MPV, so with 2 cars on the left side and one car on the right, there's not enough space for me to pass.

But the selfish ah soh (okay, tell me which ah soh isn't selfish and brainless?) refused to budge even as I edged closer to her car to indicate I wanted to pass so I could go further up the road to wait. No point jamming up the road waiting for the school bell to ring, right? At least that's how I think.

But no, she stubbornly refused to budge. The minutes went by and soon there was a traffic jam building up behind me! Yes, that's right, not every one is there to pick up their kids, there are people who just need to get through, like the man in the car right behind me.

He got impatient when he saw I wasn't moving. Well, that's because I CAN'T because that b*tch won't move... despite him, and me honking at her! But this man is such an ah soh, he thinks I'm blocking the road. Hello, if I were blocking the road, would I also be honking at the b*tch?

Finally after I kept honking at the b*tch, she started inching along ever so reluctantly!! And the man behind lost his patience and jumped out of his car to shout at me!! Hahaha, what a joke! What's the matter, dude, left your peabrains at home?!! If you can't see what's happening in front, then just shaddup!

Gawd, I think someone should do something about these ah soh's at school gates! They think they freakin' own the road. Well, ladies, why don't you just go home and cut your hair Rihanna-style and dye it red?? Oh, before anyone jumps on me (again!), let me just say this - our local ah soh's are not limited to women who stay home and don't work - there are many ah soh's in offices too and many of them are men!!!