gossip time!

Guess what? We have an invitation to a relative's housewarming tonight and off the top of my head, I can think of ten other places I'd rather be than spending the evening listening to gossip. I'm never in the mood for gossip and family politics.

But I have to be there. Otherwise I will get an earful and frankly I'm not in the mood for that either. So I'll just go, plonk myself down somewhere obscure and just stuff my face with food. If anyone talks to me, I'll just look up with my mouth full and go hmmmph. Sounds like a plan (LOL).